You
guys remember this fictitious mean letter that circulated the internet for a bit? F-ing hilarious... My dad kept a copy printed on
tissue paper and pasted it in one of his journal-sketchbooks, i kid you
not!
Disclaimer: since i found this in my dad's journal, Any resemblance of persons, places or things
depicted or described herein to any real persons, places, or things, living or
dead, existent or non-existent, except as intended for obviously scholarly,
educational, literary, rhetorical, or artistic purposes, is purely coincidental. Mainly because this is not my work. Okay okay, just read it!
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To Marjie,
I
am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you
can think about but you’re very fat body. I’m thoughth before that
Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize he
really can’t not beared of stomached to be with you anymore because at
first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam
all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or
this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school
or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very, very,
very fat body but you hate it you thoughth your the most prettiest
girls he know about what do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose
Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have
the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time of
the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m
never call you names before iether in front of Dennis, or in the backs
of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I'm
don't have any other choice but to called you other different name to
like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame
to you’re body that is to a BUDING. You can’t not blame Dennis for
exchanging to me because I’m am the more sexier than you when you look
to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you like Ike Lozada when she
is a girl.
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.
Ps. You say that I’m bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.
RUTHIE
 | WoW! Man, this is very heavy stuff... I scratching my brain now! LOL! ;) |
 | unga sobrang venom! aylavvett! |
 | 35664 wrote on Nov 9, '06 never fails to make me laugh. "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan, my posterior! hahahahahaha!
*wipes tears* this never gets old. |
 | "HOW DARES YOU POSTING THIS IN MULTIPLICATION!!!!!!"
-RUTHIE |
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